God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

Random Laughter

Man, odd convos this evening...

First oddness: after commenting that she heard what I said but thought something else, I asked her why she couldn't just hear what i was saying. Her response? "I can't help it, I've got 'McAfee Brain' running.", to which I said, without thinking "Ah, no wonder it's not working."

Second oddness: I seem to be having a problem with hiccups these last couple days. When I started again, earlier, I mentioned this. Di turns to me and says, spontaneously and straight-faced: "Well, you must need to eat more pussy." I think I can follow those doctor's orders, no sweat.

Third oddness: discordian, after a long, stressful week, finally managed to get some sleep, and over the course of a couple comments back and forth, I gave him a mock 'blessing' (a running joke between us). He pops up on messenger to tell me that I need to start wearing a warning sign, due to the danger factor the resultant laughter can cause. Apparently, though, it also gave him hiccups. I immediately told him he needed to eat more pussy.
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