fiercerose posted this, and I figured 'what the Hell'...I'm an open book anyway...though it does remind me of the convo I had with othiym, way back, about being possibly the most impure person she knows:Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point) Yep
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points) Yep
Ever tried alcohol? (1 point) Yep
Ever been drunk? (2 points) Yep
Ever play drinking games? (2 points) Yep
Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points) Yep
Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points) Yep
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person (1 point) Yep
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points) Yep
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points) Yep
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points) Yep
Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? (3 points) Yep, when possible
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points) Yep
Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried) Yep, all three
Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points) No
bonus: at least 4 times a week (4 points) No
Ever bought soft drugs? (4 points) Yep
Ever sell drugs? (8 points) Yep
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points) Yep
Ever used barbiturates? (8 points) Yep
Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points) Yep
Ever used narcotics? (10 points) Yep
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points) Yep
Ever been on a date? (2 points) Yep
Ever been felt up, groped? (2 points) Yep
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points) Yep
Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points) Yep
bonus: on 1st date? (2 points) Yep
Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points) Yep
Ever paid for sex? (8 points) Yep
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points) Yep
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points) Yep
Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points) Yep
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points) Yep
Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points) Yep
bonus: to orgasm? (2 points) Yep
Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points) Yep
Ever contract an STD? (12 points) No, thank Goddess
Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points) Yep
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points) No
Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points) Yep
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points) Yep
Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points) Yep
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points) Yep
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points) Yep
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points) Sort of...not MY gratification
Ever used sex toys? (6 points) Yep
Ever pass out during sex? (5 points) Yep
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? (4 points) Yep
Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points) Yep
Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points) Yep
Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball (1 point), toes (2 points), ears (1 point)? Yep, all of the above
Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points) No
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points) Yep
Does necrophilia, pedophilia, or bestiality turn you on? (20 points) No
Ever been arrested? (8 points) No
bonus: If convicted (7 points) No
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell
My Score: 200+ You're going straight to hell
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Well, hell, I already knew THAT.