Superbeast: Woo hoo! eBay virgin!
Living Dead Gurl: wow. i actually had some virgin left in me after all.
Superbeast: well, not anymore...
Superbeast: well, sorta. You didn't get it yet.
Superbeast: so, you're no longer a BID virgin
Living Dead Gurl: i havn't bid on it yet buster
Superbeast: aha...virgin jitters, eh?
Living Dead Gurl: yeah
Superbeast: well, the first time is always the hardest.
Living Dead Gurl: well .. that and i'm trying to figure out how the hell to do it
Superbeast: ah, i see...lack of education. Well, let me tell you about the "bids" and the bees...;)