OK, apparently, I'm rubbbing off on Bug more than I thought. He just sat down at Di's computer to play a game, and he immediately dropped his right hand to the mouse and left hand to the keys W, A, S, D. When it didn't work with his game, his response is that he's just used to seeing my hands on those keys when playing (this is the quasi-standard layout for movement in most first-person games). *L*...I'll make a gamer out of him yet.