Go Ahead, Thrill Me

This one's going around, so why not? Fill in the blanks:

I ____ Archmage.
Archmage is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Archmage, I would _______.
Archmage needs ______.
I want to _________ Archmage.
If I used one word to describe Archmage, it'd be ______.
I know that Archmage likes ______.
When I think of Archmage, I think of _______.
Someday, I think Archmage will ________.