Earlier, before dinner, Bug decided to draw a pic of Di, me and himself, and for whatever reason decided that I was the king, Di was the queen, and he was the prince. All groovy, normal, no worries, unfunny, right?

Well, it started that way.

Then, he decided that he wanted to give me a scepter...and made some comment about my scepter being big enough for Mommy. Then it got funny.

Me: "So I have a big scepter, huh? One that mommy really likes?"
Bug: "Yeah, it's just right for her, since she doesn't have one."
Me: "Well, of course not, she's a queen..but that's OK, as long as she likes mine."
Bug: "Careful, she might try to get her hands on it."
Me: "Oh, most of the time, I can't keep her hands off my scepter, but I don't mind, she takes good care of it."
Bug: "You keep hold of it?"
Me: "Well, it's always with me, but I let her play with it."
Bug: "I don't have one...could I have a scepter when I'm bigger?"
Me: "I'm sure you will have one that someone will enjoy, yes."
Bug: "What if your scepter was THIS big?" (*holds hands as wide as he can*)
Me: "I don't think mommy would know what to do with it...and besides, where would I put it? No, I like my scepter just the way it is."
Bug: "I made you have a MAGIC scepter!"
Me: "Really? What does it do?"
Bug: "It can shoot fireballs, and lava."
Me: "So, I have a big scepter that mommy likes, and it shoots hot, sticky liquid?"
Bug: "Yeah, it can shoot all over her!" (*laughing*)
Me: "Guess I better warn her it's about to go off, huh?"

By this point, Di was holding in the laughter so hard that she could barely breathe, and asked me to shut up so she could attempt to calm down. Poor Bug had no idea what was so funny. I left the room to go back to cooking dinner, when I heard him say that it looked like my scepter was going up her butt...at which point Ifell apart.