God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

On a lark, I've been looking over Ready.gov, our "government's" helpful resource site to prepare you for upcoming conflict.

Christ...I love how nice and nonchalant these plans and instructiuons are, especially the wonderfully non-helpful illustrations. I'm reminded of Fight Club, and the airplane safety cards. They are just so pointless, only good for their comedic value. For more comedy, though, I love what has been done with the pix, changing the captions to more apppropriate ones.
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