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God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage
19 March 2003 @ 11:58 pm
Fun Spam  
OK, I admit it...every now and then, I get some spam that is just too good sounding NOT to click on. Needless to say, with a subject line like "Naked Dwarf Tossing", I just gotta know.

Inside, I'm given a link with the line "MIDGETS DOING REALLY WEIRD $HIT -- NAKED DWARF TOSSING -- FREAKY WEIRD NUDE CARNIVAL -- FATTYS FREAKIEST FINGERLESS". I have a morbid fascination with freaks and deformity, so I couldn't stop myself from clicking it.

Dammit, I get there and am told "This account has been terminated for a violation of our terms and conditions, we apologize for any inconvenience." Fuckers...

Oh well, that'll teach me...NOT.
 
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Maiaelfmoogle on March 25th, 2003 10:26 pm (UTC)
Okay, dood, don't you know you could click one of those links and get a virus on yer comp? /paranoid rambling

Anyhoo, I had an aquantence whose nickname was midget..and everytime I hear about midgets or dwarves, she instantly comes to mind... *rubs eyes with chlorox to get the wrongness out* GAH!
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God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on March 25th, 2003 11:27 pm (UTC)
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Oh, yes, fear not, I used to WORK for a major Internet Provider, and am well acquainted with all the dangers of the 'Net...and more imporetantly, how to avoid them.

Besides, how could I pass THAT up? ;)
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