1. Who did you last get angry with?
~~ They shall not be named, they 'll probably see this...and I got over it.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
~~ Blades
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
~~ In self-defense, sure.
4. How about of the same sex?
~~ If provoked, and no other option was left
5. Who was the last person?
~~ Someone involved in a memory I'd rather not dredge up.
6. What is your pet peeve?
~~ Rampant stupidity and faith
Sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
~~ Work, maybe?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
~~ 3 pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
~~ Dori, but that's not my fault...she changed her e-mail AGAIN
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
~~ Friend is in the hospital, I gotta run.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
~~ Yup...insomnia is a bitch sometimes.
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
~~ 1990?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
~~ I don't...I just turn it off and go back to sleep.
Gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
~~ Maker's Mark
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
~~ too much to remember
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
~~ Nope
4. Do you have an issue with your weight?
~~ Nope
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
~~ tough choice between sweet and spicy, but sweet wins by a hair
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought lunch?
~~ Frequently!
Lust
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
~~ That's a frighteningly large number, but it MIHT be just under 3 digits
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
~~ Same as above
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
~~ Frequently!
4. Have you "done it"?
~~ More than I care to admit
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
~~ Surprisingly, smile...followed by her derriere
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
~~ Yup
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
~~ Yup
Greed.
1. How many credit cards do you own?
~~ One, maxed out
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
~~ Suncoast, followed by COmpUSA
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
~~ giggle
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
~~ rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
~~ maybe
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
~~ Sure
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
~~ 1530 music, 60 miscellaneous
Pride
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
~~ Made it on my own
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
~~ No clue
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
~~ Just to be remembered
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
~~ Only if the guy in first place is a jackass about it
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
~~ Yup
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
~~ Yup
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
~~ Not a damn thing
Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
~~ Can't think of anything off the top of my head
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
~~ Ron Jeremy
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
~~ The Sultan of Brunei
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
~~ Yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
~~ Nope
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
~~ Nothing
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
~~ Not particularly
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? All of them, I'm a fan of vice.