1. Who did you last get angry with?
~~ They shall not be named, they 'll probably see this...and I got over it.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
~~ In self-defense, sure.
4. How about of the same sex?
~~ If provoked, and no other option was left
5. Who was the last person?
~~ Someone involved in a memory I'd rather not dredge up.
6. What is your pet peeve?
~~ Rampant stupidity and faith
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
~~ Work, maybe?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
~~ 3 pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
~~ Dori, but that's not my fault...she changed her e-mail AGAIN
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
~~ Friend is in the hospital, I gotta run.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
~~ Yup...insomnia is a bitch sometimes.
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
~~ I don't...I just turn it off and go back to sleep.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
~~ Maker's Mark
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
~~ too much to remember
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
4. Do you have an issue with your weight?
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
~~ tough choice between sweet and spicy, but sweet wins by a hair
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought lunch?
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
~~ That's a frighteningly large number, but it MIHT be just under 3 digits
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
~~ Same as above
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
4. Have you "done it"?
~~ More than I care to admit
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
~~ Surprisingly, smile...followed by her derriere
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
1. How many credit cards do you own?
~~ One, maxed out
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
~~ Suncoast, followed by COmpUSA
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
~~ 1530 music, 60 miscellaneous
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
~~ Made it on my own
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
~~ No clue
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
~~ Just to be remembered
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
~~ Only if the guy in first place is a jackass about it
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
~~ Not a damn thing
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
~~ Can't think of anything off the top of my head
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
~~ Ron Jeremy
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
~~ The Sultan of Brunei
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
~~ Not particularly
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? All of them, I'm a fan of vice.