Ugh

A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the barkeep and orders a glass of wine. The frenchman looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.

The frenchman asks the barkeep, "What is that dirty camel doing in here?"

The barkeep pulls a baseball bat out from behind the bar hits the camel in the head and the camel gives the barkeep oral pleasure.

The barkeep looks at the frenchman and says "Do you want a go?" to which the frenchman replies: "Oui, but zer is no need to hit me over ze head."