savrille and I ever decided to REALLY screw up the world, I'm pretty sure we'd manage it...and make a fat load of cash in the bargain:savrille: Bob's whore house, how can I help you get it on?archmage: yeah, here's what I want....archmage: I need a chick to get in a hot tub with me, naked....except for sailor hats....archmage: the hot tub full of Pepto Bismol....archmage: and then I want to clip her toenails ...and afterwqards, she shaves my buttocks.archmage: How much would that cost?savrille: hum.savrille: is that one sailor hat or two?archmage: well, I had my heart set on both of us, but I guess I could go with just one, if the cost is too prohibitive.savrille: no no. that's fine. savrille: You need our Sailor PeptoShave fantasy package. savrille: it's in the brochure.savrille: You'd be surprised how many men enjoy a good clip-n-shave in a hot tub of pepto.archmage: Ah, very good. Could you have that sent to my office? Fax, maybe?savrille: Well, I'd have to add shipping for the tub and pepto.archmage: No, I meant the brochure.savrille: Oh.archmage: I'm willing to travel for the pepto.savrille: well, we're a very diverse operation here.savrille: Our brochure is actually 18,326 pages long and weights roughly the same as a '86 Nova.archmage: Hmmm...do you have a website?savrille: No. You can sell pussy on the web? savrille: Wow. Who'da thunk.archmage: shit, it's the Net...you can sell anythingarchmage: Perhaps we could work out a deal where...I do web design...archmage: Face it...archmage: We both make people pay to get fucked when they could do it themselvessavrille: hahahaha!