...for instance, my mom called me yesterday. As soon as I realized who it was, I just slumped...and mostly paced around thehouse, making various hand gestures inplying my desire to not be in that convo. Did I mention that she is coming out to see me this summer, with my brother? Oh, joy and rapture...not.
On the other hand, I just got off the phone with my Dad...tottally different, right from the get-go. At my 'hello', he calls out "Hey, dickweed!" to which I responded "Hey, motherfucker, how ya doin'?". LMAO...what else could I say?
So if you ever happen to be present when I get a phone call...be ready for a show.