God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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I'm Always Best WIth An Audience

You know, it's gotta be funny to see me on the phone sometimes. I tend to adopt the speech patterns of whoever I'm on the phone with, so you never know how I'll sound. And I find that I get very expressive on the phone...

...for instance, my mom called me yesterday. As soon as I realized who it was, I just slumped...and mostly paced around thehouse, making various hand gestures inplying my desire to not be in that convo. Did I mention that she is coming out to see me this summer, with my brother? Oh, joy and rapture...not.

On the other hand, I just got off the phone with my Dad...tottally different, right from the get-go. At my 'hello', he calls out "Hey, dickweed!" to which I responded "Hey, motherfucker, how ya doin'?". LMAO...what else could I say?

So if you ever happen to be present when I get a phone call...be ready for a show.
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