savrille: Hey Louie, We gonna keel you! WhooPaa!
* archmage is only mildly functional
savrille: Well then, I guess I'll have to return you.
savrille: I ordered a man fully functional in the ways of human love.
archmage: Sorry, I'm a female-servicing only model...you want the XJ Red 27 beta.
savrille: Stupid sales droids.