What Women Supposedly Want

Guys, I gotta tell ya...there's something to the old adage that ladies want a man that can make them laugh. Hell, it must be true: Di is completely smitten with me, and I make her laugh hard enough to result in the inabilty to walk, breathe, or even notice what's happening around her. Luckily, this has nothing to do with whether my pants are on or off. ;)

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