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08 June 2003 @ 10:03 am
Babies and Dreaming  
Went out to Di's mom's place yesterday, only to find that Crystal (Di's sis) was babysitting her grandkids. The teo boys (3 and 1 1/2) are fucking hellions, undisciplined and annoying. But the new baby was there too (three, maybe four months old), and she's just adorable (even if she does look like her dopey looking parents). Once again, I got to prove my "uncle magic". Crystal was trying to eat, and Jasmyn (da baby) was fussy, so I picked her up. Almost immediately, she chilled out, had a good time, and then passed out on my shoulder. Adorable, and made me look that much cooler to everyone around. Finally went to lay her down, and she started tyo wake back up, but a few minutes of talking and singing to her while gently stroking her tummy dropped her right back off.;)...I love kids.

Strange friggin' dreams last night. I recall being in what seems to be a dorm room, and I was gathering up all my siverware, of which there was a shitload. I was thinking that once I leave, I was gonna jusy have to leave all this shit here, maybe leave it to someone. I went to bed, and was planning on going to sleep, even though there was a TV on. madlove2010 was next to me, and mentioned that she'd probably be sleeping naked, but was embarrassed. I got up to go to the bathroom, and mentioned that she ought to, since I probably would. In the bathroom, I discovered several small scab like things upoin myself, and started to get wigged out, but I got past it, and walked out (*time shift*) Now I'm in a car, and Alicyn is driving it, and we have apparently been driving a lot this day, but it doesn't seem to be anywhere special. She points out something, and I ask if that is next to the 'drunk driving memorial' that we were at last night sometime, but I don't catch her response...I zone back out (*time shift*) It's late evening, and I'm standing in front of someplace that I seem to remember, with several friends. One of them (who I'm not sure who it was, but reminded me of a cross between Alicyn and naivea_teand my ex-g/f Emily) asks me what it is. The name of the place escapes me now, but it was a "cabaret" (strip club, really), and she wanted to go in., The large woman at the door wouldn't let her, though, and when I was asked why, I said it was for not being dressed properly, or maybe being "overdressed". Next thing I know, she's dressed in a short jacket and hotpants, all covered with red and white sequins. She adopts a hipshot stance, looks the woman at the door in the eyes, and says something like "How about now? Nothing but these little clothes and my undies...". She is still denied entrance, and she walks off dejectedly. I catch up to her, put my arms around her, and tell her I love her, and explain that it's a strip club. The large woman comes over and starts talking to her about some piece of clothing that used to be someone else's but that this girl now owns, and which seems to work better if you wear it backwards. We wander to a bar down the street, and there are more friends there. I have a drink that appears to me a mix of Tarantula tequila, and something green. After I drink some of it, someone drops off a tiny little glass of the green liquid (as in no biggere around than a quarter and maybe an inch tall), which I dump in the glass. I drink more, and he drops off the bottle of tequila, and someone else sits down, trying to figure out what's going on. I drink more, and another tiny cup of green liquid is given to me, but I have discovered that the twequila bottle will not stand up without falling over, so everytime I put it down to drink, I have to catch it again. Finally, the group of friends begins to break up, and soemone asks who is gonna be sure to call her someday soon (somehow, i knew it was babyinga, but she looked kinda like Florence Henderson). I looked down at my watch, whcih was some kind of tiny computer or PDA or something, saying that yeah, I think I have her number....but I was having trouble finding it, and the damn thing wasn't responding properly (*time shift*) I was wandering around what seemed like a motel or soemthing, but it was very weirdly constructed, very non-Euclidian. The layout was enough to drive you crazy...and the only way to find your way aroundwas this string of beads. White beads, strung close together (I was carrying a strand around 6 feet long!), each bead maybe a quarter of an inch in diameter or less (they weren't uniform), and each has a numbe ron it. How this helped me find my way around, I dunno, but I was looking for a section where the numbers ran backwards, so i could find this guy's room before he left. I startedhearing this odd mucis, and woke up to discover the alarm on my cell phone going off in the front room.
Current Music: Dan Hartman - I Can Dream About You
backhanded optimistdeadthing on June 9th, 2003 08:08 am (UTC)
That all sounds very symbolic, perhaps a warning of some sort. I hope you don't die or anything. What's up with all the absinthe.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on June 9th, 2003 08:58 am (UTC)
I know...and mixed with tequila? What an odd combo. I have some of the oddest dreams...
backhanded optimistdeadthing on June 9th, 2003 10:18 am (UTC)
this sounds kinda gross, but it's actually quite tasty. if you're ever feeling all brave, try tequila with flat root beer.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on June 9th, 2003 12:09 pm (UTC)
Well, me and tequila are great friends, so maybe I'll give that a shot one day. My fave tequila is Tarantula, though, whcih already has citrus flavor to it...but, come to think of it, there's some Cuervo Especiale in my fridge...hmm...gonna have to go get a can o' rootbeer.
backhanded optimistdeadthing on June 10th, 2003 07:47 am (UTC)
Happy hunting. Let me know what you think.
My Life As A Military Wife & Motherbabyinga on June 9th, 2003 10:31 am (UTC)
Florence Henderson?!?!?!?!? I think I need to invest in some Depends if I keep reading your posts!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on June 9th, 2003 12:13 pm (UTC)
LMAO...hey, it could have been worse. I know where that came from, though...She was on SNL Saturday night, doing a bit with "The Ladies' Man" that had me in fuckin' STITCHES.
My Life As A Military Wife & Motherbabyinga on June 9th, 2003 02:50 pm (UTC)
And of course I missed seeing that because Mike was watching frigging Hockey and Boxing. Speaking of The Ladies Man Mike does the most right on imitation of him. You so gotta hear it sometime! It makes me laugh till I almost pee my pants! Time for this Florence Henderson to get in the kitchen and throw together dinner!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on June 9th, 2003 02:53 pm (UTC)
Another way he and I are aloike...I do the same thing!
My Life As A Military Wife & Motherbabyinga on June 10th, 2003 09:18 am (UTC)
That settles it I simply can't let the two of you be around each other or I will die from laughing.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on June 10th, 2003 01:30 pm (UTC)