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Notes From The Show

Just a collection of phrases, things that came up at the show...this gets rather rambly, sorry.


"Who's she supposed to be, Catherine The Great?"..."I dunno, does she own a horse?"

"Well, I suppose you could ask Count Blackula over there..."

"Hmmm, we seem to be being invaded by cannibal headhunters."

"Great Goddess, did you see the size of that ass?"..."Where, I can't see?"..."That's because the ass is in your way!"

"What is THAT?"..."It appears to be 300 pounds of cookie dough in a leather biker mama outfit."

"Hey, I think that's Egon from Ghostbusters!"..."NO, I'm willling to bet Egon can dance better and doesn't own a PVC priest coat."

"His alliteration does not impress me...I wish he'd just shut the hell up, he's stretching."

"AN-GEL! AN-GEL! AN-GEL! AN-GEL!"

"Hey, don't we work with her?"..."Yeah, and I'm never gonna look at her the same again."

"Well, if *I'D* paid for those tits, I'd show them off, too."

"Dear God, it's Meat Loaf!"

"OK, well, we've identified every cast member of 'The Matrix', now I'm OK."

"Does he have a hanger on his head?"..."Not sure, but I'm waiting for that chick to start doing semaphore."

"Oh, goodie, now we get to hear all their goth-y names."

"He's everything? Everything except intelligent, I guess."

"No biggie, a damp sponge and you'll be fine. And, yes, I recognized you."

"No thanks, I can be bored and ignored at home."

"I don't care if she has a boyfriend, I wouldn't get any anyway."

"Are you guys with the press?"

"Hey, look, it's the lost member of Slipknot!"

"It's not that I like them, but I have to cheer, they are from Texas."

Well, you get the idea...or maybe you're just confused, or maybe you are giggling, I dunno.
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