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15 July 2003 @ 10:25 am
Oh, Shut Up  
Just glanced through an article I saw a link for: "Top 10 White Lies Guys Tell Women". What a crock...and annoying on multiple levels.

First off, it's a crock. I'm looking over these lies, and realizing that they are basically bullshit, and just making it so it's harder to say things. Some of us have enough honor not to lie to our S.O.'s, and, connected to that, enough communication in our relationships to not HAVE to lie about the truth. And besides, strip clubs really DON'T do anything for me...I can't DO anything I can think of, watching them, and I can see just as good a naked body on the 'Net, for free.

Secondly, it's in direct violation of the Guy's CodeTM to go around admitting that stuff. The author should be dragged into the street and forced to wear a tutu.
 
 
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wesa on July 15th, 2003 10:30 am (UTC)
last summer, my little brother was passing thru coming back from Vancouver, Canada. He was 18, two friends 18 and 19. We were wandering around downtown, and they got fliers for Deja Vu, and they want to go. They managed to drag me in, and we stayed for two hours. One of the kids got a lap dance, cause he couldn't keep saying no to the girls. When we left, they all announced they didnt' like strip clubs and probably wouldn't go back if they had the choice.

Teach em young i guess.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 15th, 2003 10:32 am (UTC)
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Good! I mean, I do love the sight of an attractive nude woman, don't get me wrong...*MROWR*. But why would I enjoy paying someone who I can't do anything with, when I can go home and actually get some wild, butt-thumpin', monkey-lovin'?
wesa on July 15th, 2003 10:33 am (UTC)
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exactly.
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God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 15th, 2003 12:14 pm (UTC)
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Exactly...it's just a huge tease. Boooooring.
Elli Mayhemellimayhem on July 15th, 2003 11:05 am (UTC)
Na, he should be dragged onto The Man Show and forced to wear a tutu while the man show kid insults him and the juggies look on and laugh.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 15th, 2003 12:13 pm (UTC)
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That would be too much fun to watch.
moonversion on July 15th, 2003 11:28 am (UTC)
I violate the Women's CodeTM all of the time... maybe I should wear a tutu? ;)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 15th, 2003 12:16 pm (UTC)
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I think for violateing the Women's CodeTM they make you wear baggy tidywhities and drink Meister Brau or something.
Your Momplanetnikita on July 15th, 2003 01:43 pm (UTC)
yeah. I would know.
kittygomeowr on July 15th, 2003 08:57 pm (UTC)
call me old fashioned, but i've always thought that the stocks were kindof fun for public humiliation.. that way he couldn't run or anything... the tutu could still be implemented tho.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on July 16th, 2003 09:23 am (UTC)
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No, I happen to agree. Public shaming is still the best and most fun. On a semi-serious note, if public shaming were re-instituted, the deterrence factor alone might help with the crime rate. On a more fun note, it puts their ass in such a perfect position to be kicked by everyone that walks by. ;)
kittygomeowr on July 16th, 2003 01:36 pm (UTC)
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lmao. exactly. and in a frilly pink tutu? purrfect...
big fan of public humiliation as a means to deter crime... *snorkle*