Sign Of The Apocalyse? No, Not Really.
Lest you wonder, 
achmanage and I actually do agree on a few things. For instance, we both think this fashion for buying pants several sizes too big, wearing them with the waist somewhere around the region of your lower buttocks, and then cutting off the legs at the floor level so you don't trip over them, resulting in the illusion of baggy, Hefty-bag bellbottoms is PRETTY DAMN STUPID LOOKING.
We just cannot decide which is more fun: stepping on the dragging pants legs to make them slide off, or grabbing a double handful of material and yanking upward for the Atomic Wedgie. I tend to favor the AW, since by the time you get up to where it'll make contact with the crotch, you have so much momentum built up, it should launch them a good couple feet in the air.
achmanage and I actually do agree on a few things. For instance, we both think this fashion for buying pants several sizes too big, wearing them with the waist somewhere around the region of your lower buttocks, and then cutting off the legs at the floor level so you don't trip over them, resulting in the illusion of baggy, Hefty-bag bellbottoms is PRETTY DAMN STUPID LOOKING.We just cannot decide which is more fun: stepping on the dragging pants legs to make them slide off, or grabbing a double handful of material and yanking upward for the Atomic Wedgie. I tend to favor the AW, since by the time you get up to where it'll make contact with the crotch, you have so much momentum built up, it should launch them a good couple feet in the air.