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Friday Five - Life As A Movie

1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
I think this question has gone around more than once, but title? Hmm...well, "COnfessions of a Dangerous Mind" is already taken, sadly. Maybe I'll just call it "Twisted Genius".

2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?
Oh man...well, White Zombie's "I Am Legend", Bionic Jive's "Break The Chains", Sophie B. Hawkins "My Home Is In Your Jungle", Iron Maiden's "Run To The Hills", Rush's "Subdivisions", Curve's "Ice That Melts The Tips", The Pretenders' "Middle Of The Road", I'd like to work some Thickets into it if possible...and hell, there's a good chance I'd have to release a second soundtrack, since that's just the tip of the iceberg.

3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
It better be live, since it it's animated, I'll want to make it even weirder than the truth...and that's strange enough. Besides, I've been asking for MONTHS to have people do cartoon style drawings of me, and only one person went with it, so how am I gonna get a whole animated flick?

4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?
Me: Bruce Campbell or Brad Dourif
Di: ...hmmm, no idea yet
Dad: Robin Williams
Mom: Kathy Bates
John (brother): Jamie Maddrox of Twizted
...have to give some more thought for the rest...

5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.
It would have to be at the point in my life where I questioned everything, and narrowed down my life's goal...I can see me sitting around with friends, somewhat dark, camera panning slowly around the group, as they are asking me for clarification, but you cannot see me yet, just their confuised faces as I try to explain to them the lack of anyone's need to believe in races, creeds, sexual orientation, or higher powers...at which point, someone stops me, not believeing that I could say that. I begin to say something about enlightenment, and how we could all be together as a species and work towards raising our minds enough to maybe get off this rock of a planet, and as the camera finally comes around, and slowly zooms in on me, fading to black as it does, I continue saying that if we can't, then we all need to die, and I'll be happy to be the one to pull the switch. The black screen flashes quickly throgh several still shots of me in various angry rants, emotional moments (happy and sad), etc., and finishes with one last picture of me, head lowered, looking right into the camera, hair down, grinning in away that could be good or not, fading slowly back to black, leaving only the words 'Twisted Genius'.

ner0sputnik, you're the movie guy, what do you think? Any chance? ;)
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