God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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Somehow, I Don't Think So

"Archmage"
Archmage (Arnold Schwarzenneger) is a recovering alcoholic with a heart of gold. His friend, Randy (Ben Affleck), shows up at his door one day needing his help. Soon, Archmage and Randy meet Isabel (Charlize Theron). The two quickly fight over Isabel's affections. Isabel dies of cancer, and the doctor, Justine (Bridget Moynihan), helps Archmage get over the pain.

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I don't see Ah-nold playing me...nowhere NEAR the right size, and completely wrong voice. But I'd happily beat the snot out of Ben Affleck, whether or not Charlize Theron or Bridget Moynihan was involved (though that's a definite plus!).
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