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Social Interaction Tests

No one who knows me will be surprised by either of these...

Which Party Animal Are You?
Gorilla
Who wants to party? As a Gorilla, you do! You're the enthusiastic king of the tailgates and bachelor parties, always ready to cheer on your favorite teams and toss back a cold one with your buddies. In fact, for you, parties are all about hanging out with your friends. Not that you're opposed to scoping out the ladies. Heck no. You love charming the prettiest ones with your lord-of-the-jungle ways. Try to avoid leading them on, though, tempting as it might be. You wouldn't want word to get out amongst the Janes that Tarzan doesn't play nice. Save your energies for drinking that last beer — you have a reputation to live up to, you know!

What Type of Flirt Are You?
Hey there, slick! We think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Smooth Flirt. You've got all the right moves, and you're confident that your target will appreciate all your winks and smiles. All it takes is the perfect line, right? Maybe so, as long as you deliver it with your charm meter set to "stun." Your flirting style is the perfect mix of body language and pure animal magnetism. With you on their trail, how can your prey possibly hope to get away? Seduction is inevitable. Just make sure not to overdo it. There's something to be said for simple, direct conversation. Your way with words and smooth moves guarantee that you'll hit the bullseye.
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