Mom: "Now, I know you don't like Christmas, but - "
Me: "What? Since when?"
Mom: "You told me some time ago that you didn't much like Christmas."
Me: "No, Mom, I said I don't much like Christians."
Mom: *long silence* "No, I'm sure I remember..." *hears Di laughing hysterically in the background* "Oh, you...you're on my list!"
Mom's getting more laid-back in her old age...or maybe she's just finally learned that most of the time I'm at least partially kidding.