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07 January 2004 @ 09:33 pm
Man Sues Cable Company For Making Him Lazy  
You remember the guy who tried to sue the fast-food joints for making him fat? Well, someone just out-stupided him. Yes, this jackass is suing Charter Cable for making him and his family lazy and his wife fat. Apparently, he tried to have the service disconnected, but it wasn't...and so he got 4 years of free cable. Since he allegedly promised his family they could watch TV "as long as the cable was on", this made them fat and lazy, and this is the fault of the cable company for "not allowing him to make the choice as to what was best for his family"

I guess it never occurred to him to turn off the TV, or unplug it, or, I dunno, shag his fat ass off the couch and do anything other than sit there.

Thanks to etherpunk, for showing me this and lowering my opinion of humanity one more notch
 
 
Echotwilighthalcyon on January 7th, 2004 09:58 pm (UTC)
wow....








people are stupid oO
visioluxus on January 7th, 2004 10:42 pm (UTC)
OMFG!
sayaka on January 7th, 2004 10:46 pm (UTC)
That's pretty much all there is to say. o_O
(no subject) - dravengodvamp on January 8th, 2004 01:28 am (UTC) (Expand)
Reinvention: dodge thissempereadem on January 8th, 2004 06:42 am (UTC)
Must. Kill.
kitty_blackwell on January 8th, 2004 06:50 am (UTC)
You know, the cable company should sue him for money owed for services rendered.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on January 8th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC)
I agree! I'm wiating to hear that he backed down after they threatened to have him jailed for illegal cable or something.
lilinchylde on January 8th, 2004 07:08 am (UTC)
if he doesn't win a suit for his claims, he'll be trying to figure out how to pay the bill that Charter is going to throw at him now that they know how long he's had free service.

what an asshat.
ex_nostradom25 on January 8th, 2004 07:30 am (UTC)
Yanno...
If I didn't think he'd sue the sporting goods company, I'd take a bat to that dude's head and face.

We only seem to have free will when it's convenient; everyone else is to blame otherwise.
Chrisclipdude on January 8th, 2004 11:18 am (UTC)
Actually, if you read the last sentence of the article, it says that he's apparently not suing (or at least he hasn't gotten around to it yet).

But seriously, this is the kind of thing that a judge will probably laugh at and dismiss.
ttall on January 8th, 2004 07:46 pm (UTC)
This is just plain outrageous. When will people start taking responsibility for their own actions?
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on January 8th, 2004 09:28 pm (UTC)
Take responsibility? In America? HAH! You must be joking...this is the land of "sue first, don't ask questions, it's not your fault".
Nathanneoatmus on January 9th, 2004 07:47 am (UTC)
**sighs**

Some people just shouldn't exist...
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on January 9th, 2004 08:08 am (UTC)
Amen to that.