God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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Word Gets Around

I try not to go around admitting that I'm actually well past human, but it seems that my secret got out. Dig a screen capture from Di's taskbar yesterday:



Of special hilarious interest was the comment from my main bro' dravengodvamp:
Okay, okay, his true earthbound deity status has been revealed but if you tell everyone they will want him to do weddings and circumcisions and the like,spare oh mighty Chaos from the foreskin removal of young boys and hide this truth and keep it only to you and those of us on your all deserving of salvation friends list....The only good thing I can see spewing forth from this...is the possibility of the catholicks (play on spelling intended) possibly replacing the wine of the sacrament with the tequila of the sacrament, and everyone having to partake in a single wafer of corn chip with white trash chip killer slathered on it....But there may be assassins sent by the mighty Pope,as he may not approve of the books of hymns being replaced by the latest Travis Shredd and the Good Ol Homeboys CD Jackets,but then again The thought of Bruce Dickinson being placed at the head of the world as permanent choir director of the worlds Frankstian Church chapters does have a certain ring.........You have both been to a Maiden Concert so this makes sense to you both I am sure......may we all bow our heads......NOW SCREAM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, who's up for attending services at the First Church of Archmage? As stated, communion is much more interesting...and to those few who have actually heard me sermonize, well, you already know what you are in for. Those that haven't, just ask discordian, or anyone that's ever called in to the Old Time Chaotic Religious Message Network.
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