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The Nature Of God

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" Dad answers, "Both son. God is both."

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" Dad again answers, "Both son, both."

"Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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