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Everyone comes to the Freak Show, to laugh at the Freaks and the Geeks
Everyone comes to the Freak Show, but nobody laughs when they leave
02 February 2004 @ 10:44 am
Damn Awards Ceremonies
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I'd watch it. It would be the only way I'd watch the award shows.
*Plays Budlight's classic rock commercial music in the back ground* Mr. Mystery Science Award Ceremony Commentator!
"You go in front of crowds, spewing your bullshit...but it still doesn't smell as bad as the bullshit onstage."
(singing) Smellin' so crappy...
"You point out that the people we worship are even dumber than we are."
Show us the way, now...
"So crack open a cold one, Mr. Mystery Science Award Ceremony Commentator...and keep trying to open the eyes of the blind leading the blind."
Mister Mystery Science Award Ceremony Commentator....
(singing) Smellin' so crappy...
"You point out that the people we worship are even dumber than we are."
Show us the way, now...
"So crack open a cold one, Mr. Mystery Science Award Ceremony Commentator...and keep trying to open the eyes of the blind leading the blind."
Mister Mystery Science Award Ceremony Commentator....
I think
lintilla,
amusementdevice and I need to have a TV talk show. For the sole purpose of making fun of our guests AND the callers. Much like loveline. But I think I'd rather have kids from
stoners or
drug_experience call in. >:D

