discordian: I'm glad you find that amusing.
archmage: I do, indeed.
discordian: They have a name for people like you, you know.
archmage: They have several, actually.
discordian: Point taken.
discordian: But it's still an opportunity to use a word which I happen to have just learned today. So I shall.
discordian: You, my friend, are a schadenfreude
archmage: Why, thank you.