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24 February 2004 @ 10:32 am
Odd Spam  
This has got to be the strangest I've ever received:

I haven't changed a thing...this was formatted exactly as you see it, and the only thin in it was an image (right after the "022"), which I had blocked, so no idea what it was...

From : Bridget <>
Sent : Tuesday, February 24, 2004 8:25 AM
To : "Edgar" <>
Subject : cause cartoon may be better

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And why the hell is it calling me Edgar?!?
Dmitriwinneganfake on February 24th, 2004 10:36 am (UTC)
Spam dadaism. Truly disturbing that.

Though lines like: "Is becomes, On mountain also ? And , which v f, store The turtle n u." could practically get converted into some very odd haiku.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on February 24th, 2004 10:42 am (UTC)
I makes me want to go back to doing drugs and see if it makes sense. Actually, I want to feed the whole damn thing into the Cut-Up Machine, and see if it's really a coded message from William S. Burroughs.
Dmitriwinneganfake on February 24th, 2004 10:56 am (UTC)
[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<once [...] missing.>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

<Once again, my original reply went missing.>

Cut-up Machine?
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on February 24th, 2004 11:17 am (UTC)
Hmmm...that deserves it's own post, methinks.
Keo: Quiz/Survey/Exam/Test/Etc.keonandra on February 24th, 2004 10:39 am (UTC)
I think those virus-creating monkeys got out again....
Lady Dravenpurpleflake on February 24th, 2004 10:58 am (UTC)
haha almost looks like something I would type cuz my typing sucks friends are starting to call it Katonies.....yes I think you should see if its a code lol cuz if its not then it really is stranger...
Mrs. Mthisismostlyme on February 24th, 2004 11:06 am (UTC)
Tho mine are different, I am getting very similar spam.
ttall on February 24th, 2004 09:42 pm (UTC)
My thought was that it seemed like a code.