Who are you?
"I am the one, a God with a gun, I am Legend..."
-- White Zombie

What do you look like?
"Everyone comes to the freakshow/
To laugh at the geeks and the freaks/
Everyone comes to the freakshow/
But nobody laughs when they leave..."
-- The Residents

What's your secret?
"I like to hide behind my glasses
When I feel uptight
I like to hide behind my glasses
When I'm trippin' in the strobelight
I like to hide behind my glasses
So I can give you all dirty looks
And they won't know what I'm thinking
Like I hate you, incompetent, moron, son of a jerk"
-- Fishbone

What do you want to be?
"'Cause you're a human supernova,
A solar superman,
You're an angel with wings of fire,
A flying, giant friction blast."
-- Liz Phair

What can you do?
"I am, I am, I am Superman, and I can do anything..."
-- REM

What can't you do?
"I get knocked down, and I get up again/
You ain't never gonna keep me down..."
-- Chumbawumba

What is love?
"when the sky has fallen like a blanket on your shoulder,
And the moon is like a mother looking over you forever,
And the dawn is so familiar, you were meant to be together
like a fog around a mountain - forever..."
-- Concrete Blonde

What is friendship?
"Oh shit there's a bear, would you hand me that shotgun?
Yes, and also that chair.
We're fighting a bear, your life is in danger,
And you don't even care."
-- Tenacious D

Are you strong?
"All the candles in the world/
Would not be enough to match/
The fever in my heart and the fervor in my soul..."
-- Jane Siberry

What are you afraid of?
"Yesterday I struggled a little less than today/
I locked it in a brain cell and I threw the key away/
Don't know what I was thinking -- then again I do/
I lock my thoughts in cages like the animals in the zoo..."
-- Infectious Grooves

What would you tell the one who loves you?
"A gift from god, no small creation/
A prized possession, without limitations/
Look in my eyes, what do you see that isn't already yours?"
-- Curve

Where do you want to be?
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
-- Men At Work

Who do you love?
"Crawl on me, Sink into me
Die for me, Living Dead Girl

Blood on her skin, Dripping with Sin
Do it again, Living Dead Girl"
-- Rob Zombie

What would you do with a million dollars?
"Walking through time, dancing through space,
The pearly-gray moon is wearing your face,
Tonight I'll be with you..."
-- Concrete Blonde

What would you ask the world?
"Are we living in a land
Where sex and horror are the new Gods?"
-- Frankie Goes To Hollywood