othiym:I have never:
( ) been drunk
( ) smoked pot
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to Japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
( ) had anal sex
( ) been in love
( ) had sex
( ) had sex in public
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) been tied up (sexually)
( ) been caught masturbating
(x) pissed on myself
( ) had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in time square
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) been to Europe
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut myself on purpose
( ) had sex at the office
( ) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(x) had children