If you know me as Zauron, you've gamed with me
If you know me as DMG (Dungeon Master God), you've gamed under me
If you know me as PJ, you're my Dad
If you know me as Frank Howard, you're my Mom, or you're lookin' to die
If you know me as Turkoise, you knew me in junior high
If you know me as Pervert, you didn't necessarily like me in junior high
If you know me as Knarf, you were a member of the 4 Horsemen in high school
If you know me as DJ Knarf, you're my buddy Dan from high school
If you know me as Lord of the Stage, you worked for me in high school
If you know me as Deja, you wondered about me in high school
If you know me as 'the long-haired guy', you frequented the video store where I used to work in college
If you know me as Magic Fingers, you're an old Memphis BBS'er
If you know me as Vincent Thomas, you're an old Memphis BBS'er and we met in person
If you know me as 37 1/2, you're a member of the hidden fraternity, Psi Kappa Omega
If you know me as Wrong-Way, you're a member of my old band, the "Weekend Warriors"
If you know me as L8X DV8, I made fun of you in the old CoolChat '20-something' chatroom, and you didn't know it
