This one, I was at some kind of weekend getaway, or con, or something. It was at a large hotel, and for some reason, I climbed around some high window ledges to get to a particular window. Inside was Di, and I guess it was her birthday, since I ended up giving her a couple very large old Star Wars toys. We proceeded to climb into bed and start to get it on, but we kept hearing voices that sounded like someone talking to Howard Stern. From my viewpoint, though, I could see no one, so we figured they were out in the hallway,just passing. Eventually, we shifted positions, and just as we got going again, the bathroom door opens, and sm101 walks out, followed by Howard Stern! Di and I decided that the mood was gone now, and while we were cleaning up, I mentioned to Stern how sorry I was that we had made such a mess, as I didn't realize it was his room. When he asked what he should do, I said he should sleep on the other bed.
Everyone else gets dreams involving good sex. Me? I get interrupted by my old boss having an affair with a shock jock.