On a less sexual side, did you know that the Second Coming of Christ has already happened? Apparently, his name is Ted, and you better follow his list of commandments.
Looks like you can sum them up in one simple phrase: "Don't do ANYTHING." I think the best part is the fact that the links at the bottom are all to files on his harddrive. I really thought this was a hoax...but I've talked to people since seeing it that have gotten spam from him, and one who has multiple links for his site, which I guess gets removed and has to go elsewhere from time to time...so who knows.