The thongs were fine...then the low-rider jeans came back into style. Now you can't walk down the street swinging a dead cat without hitting 19 young, skinny blondes wearing hip-hugger jeans, held up by some woven belt (or a quasi-punk belt; studs or grommets), and with their thongs pulled so far up out of the back, you'd think they were slipped shoulder straps.
But now, now I see the final straw. making the damn things with cute little dealies at the top of the back. The worst one yet? This One. (yes, work safe unless you work for the Vatican.) Hot pink, with "PUNK" spelled out in little silver charms. Um, dear, hate to tell you, but "punk" may be many things, but it is NOT a cute little hot-pink thong panty.
The day MTV started giving fashion tips was a black day in history.