Pro baseball has announced, apparently, that they will decorate the bags, home plate, and pitcher's rubber, etc., with spiderwebs...to help promote the release of 'Spiderman 2", coming to theatres this summer.
As if they weren't already a bunch of corporate whores.
Do you honestly believe that someone is gonna go see the film based on this? Is someone gonna go, "what's the webs for? Spiderman 2? Holy shit, I didn't know there was a sequel!" Gimme a fuckin' break.
Ah well, I dunno why I care. Pro "sports" hasn't been about SPORTS in a long, long time. Just one more symptom of the decline of western civilization.