11 May 2004 @ 01:56 am
Late-Night Disgust-O-Rama  
A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over & smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch & into the bushes. He crawls back up & asks, "What was that for?" She says, "For having a little pecker."

He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch & into the bushes. She crawls back & says, "What was that for?" He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."
As an 8 year old boy is crossing the street he is hit by a car and left to die. As a lady passes by she happens to see the little boy and runs up to him. When she gets there she yells out "Oh my God, do you want me to call a priest?" the boy then says "How could you think about sex at a time like this?"
Let's Do It For Our Country!

And this last, this is primarily for those ladies on my friends list that have an obsession with looking at male sexual organs: The Tireless Hand
Donna: abercrombiesouthernred on May 11th, 2004 04:28 am (UTC)
Thrill O Rama
You made me late for work!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Rock Bunnyarchmage on May 11th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC)
I'll take that as a compliment!
Scarlet: blanchescarletdemon on May 11th, 2004 05:23 am (UTC)
I think I love you. And "Clark". I have to be alone now....
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Frank The Bunny (Countdown)archmage on May 11th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC)
Well, you were one of the main people I posted that for. ;)
Scarletscarletdemon on May 11th, 2004 09:09 am (UTC)
And I've been suitably grateful...if a little distracted ALL DAY. :)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on May 11th, 2004 09:12 am (UTC)
Good, my work here is done.
babycola on May 11th, 2004 05:43 am (UTC)
ejaculation gifs=AWESOME
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: AMPDarchmage on May 11th, 2004 09:06 am (UTC)
I was actually most impressed with the guy getting the erection.
Gingercorachaos on May 11th, 2004 06:22 am (UTC)
thanks frank.
heh....stole the cartoon. (put it on my server of course)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Archmage Drinkingarchmage on May 11th, 2004 09:04 am (UTC)
Re: thanks frank.
You're most welcome.