A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over & smacks her husband, knocking him off the porch & into the bushes. He crawls back up & asks, "What was that for?" She says, "For having a little pecker."

He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch & into the bushes. She crawls back & says, "What was that for?" He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."
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As an 8 year old boy is crossing the street he is hit by a car and left to die. As a lady passes by she happens to see the little boy and runs up to him. When she gets there she yells out "Oh my God, do you want me to call a priest?" the boy then says "How could you think about sex at a time like this?"
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Let's Do It For Our Country!


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And this last, this is primarily for those ladies on my friends list that have an obsession with looking at male sexual organs: The Tireless Hand