"A slight case of mood poisoning; must be something I hate."
-- Wild Palms
Yes, it's time for another fun-filled episode of Things Archmage Hates!
Today's victim: Pretentious Image Gallery Whores
You know the type. Someone online person (usually a chick, but not always!) makes a post or an e-mail or a forum topic or whatever. regardless of the topic, somewhere near the end is a link...and following that link takes you to either a crappy website or a pic host (like Fotki or Webshots), with some gallery of pictures of said person. But, are they good pix? Of course not. They are webcam shots, generally between 20 and 50 of them. You flip through the thumbnails, and what do you find? 20 to 50 pictures that are all pretty much the same. This is no surprise, really, because they are webcam shots, as stated...cam's in the same place, they are in the same place, maybe where they are looking changes slightly, or the expression changes slightly, but for the most part, 20 to 50 images of the same fucking thing.
Do these people think that we need this many pix, all alike? For that matter, why do they want this many similar pictures?
Oh, but the fun doesn't stop there. Now they have a gallery, and all the pix are basically the same...but now they get to be NAMED. Here's where some REALLY sad creativity comes in. Sure, they could just name them by date/time, but then you'd notice how little life they have...and that's no fun. They could name them by expression, but, face it, when you are online, you have three basic expressions:
- That's hilarious!
- That pisses me off!
- Ho hum...
I see this a lot with the online goth chicks, (not so) oddly enough.
Crap, man, put a little thought into your online gallery. One that is just for you, like some kind of online photo album, hey, that's your business. But be straight, be true: it's easy to tell when you put one up for you and when you put one up to show off. If you're gonna show off, then show off; be selective, give us something to actually see...or you end up just looking stupid.
Thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
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