11. You believe that magic is the end all be all of life.
10. You have more crystals in your house than furniture.
9. The image of the Goddess on your altar is the latest Barbie Doll.
8. You have pink satin pentagram pillows all over your house
7. You greet fellow pagans with "Rainbow Bright-Blessings!"
6. Your Tarot cards have pictures of Puppies and Kittens on the back side.
5. You use your Majorette Twirling Baton as your athame.
4. You have a stuffed "Fenris Wolf" plush toy on your bed.
3. You continuously toss your head and shriek "Oh, my Goddess!"
2. You think that "C & A" stands for "Cookies and Apple Juice."
...and the number one sign that you are a Fluffy Bunny Pagan:
1. Instead of ritually invoking the God and Goddess, you invoke Barney and Baby Bop.