Lord of the Raised Sword - here's your warning: don't check this at work. Short version: let's say you want to have a child with your partner. You might try various things to increase your chances, such as monitoring ovulation, in which case you could use this product the "Magic Fertility Clock". And what better way to advertisre it than to rip off LotR?
*groan* Advertising sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons. unhappymeal and i were just discussing this today...and NOW look at what I find.