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01 June 2004 @ 10:09 am
 
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers, those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on."
"There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
 
 
 
Melinoemelinoe on June 1st, 2004 10:43 am (UTC)
giggles
Nice one!
unhappymeal on June 1st, 2004 10:54 am (UTC)
I like! I feel like lawyers should be in there too, but they usually get the punchline, which is already taken by the politicians.

I heartily agree with that last surgeon.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on June 1st, 2004 11:00 am (UTC)
Besides, lawyers are probably way too much trouble to operate on...they try to prove they don't need the surgery, and when you are finished, it's still a lawyer...not exactly an improvement. ;)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on June 1st, 2004 11:00 am (UTC)
Besides, lawyers are probably way too much trouble to operate on...they try to prove they don't need the surgery, and when you are finished, it's still a lawyer...not exactly an improvement. ;)