God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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International Miscue

*ganked from deusinnomen*

Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure…

* In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

* In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

* In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

* In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

* In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

* In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

* And in the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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