God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
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Music Off The Deep-End

I'm a big fan of music. Huge. It is a rare occasion that there's not SOME music going in my house (including while I sleep). I'd like to think that my knowledge of music and most related subjects is pretty damn wide. I guess that's why this band scares me so much.

The band is called 'Hatebeak'. Death metal outfit, nothing amazingly impressive, except for their lead singer...who's a PARROT. No, I'm not kidding. Now, these guys are the worst, boring, cliché sort of death metal: loud, fast, grungy guitars and bass, with a rapid drum line with all the inventiveness of white bread. Absolutely, completely, pathetically, stupidly boring. But the vocals are screeches and squawks from a parrot named Waldo.

I swear I'm not making this up.

Simply because I had to try, I downloaded the one MP3 they have up on the site, "God of Empty Nest"...and it's so bad I turned it off. And, to add insult to injury, the cover of the one recording they have is a complete rip-off of Judas Priest's "Screaming For Vengeance".

There's some really f'in' disturbed people out there, kids.
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