The band is called 'Hatebeak'. Death metal outfit, nothing amazingly impressive, except for their lead singer...who's a PARROT. No, I'm not kidding. Now, these guys are the worst, boring, cliché sort of death metal: loud, fast, grungy guitars and bass, with a rapid drum line with all the inventiveness of white bread. Absolutely, completely, pathetically, stupidly boring. But the vocals are screeches and squawks from a parrot named Waldo.
I swear I'm not making this up.
Simply because I had to try, I downloaded the one MP3 they have up on the site, "God of Empty Nest"...and it's so bad I turned it off. And, to add insult to injury, the cover of the one recording they have is a complete rip-off of Judas Priest's "Screaming For Vengeance".
There's some really f'in' disturbed people out there, kids.
