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14 August 2004 @ 12:15 pm
New Phrase  
discordian will get a kick out of this...

In honour of yesterday's posting, I'm changing my 'phrase that pays'.  As of today, I am retiring "Christ on a bun" as an exclamation, and replacing it with "Christ on a rice cracker".
 
 
ex_nostradom25 on August 14th, 2004 12:35 pm (UTC)
Um...
Did they have wheat crackers "back then"? You know, when the whole "Body of Christ" thing was started to begin with?

Just curious.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Cerebus (WTF)archmage on August 14th, 2004 04:02 pm (UTC)
Re: Um...
Doubtful, but according to some of those religiosos, the wheat is important. Funny, I'd have thought the FAITH was the important part...
Woapalanne the Sciomancerwoap on August 14th, 2004 01:06 pm (UTC)
What about "Christ on a bed of lettuce" for the random people still on the Atkins diet? ;)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on August 14th, 2004 03:59 pm (UTC)
You eating patterns are your own business, bud.

Besides, I figure cannibalism is against most diets for strictly moral reasons, anyway, so if you are gonna indulge, why worry about your diet?
Woapalanne the Sciomancerwoap on August 14th, 2004 04:18 pm (UTC)
mmm cannibalism...

And I do not diet. ;) A bed of lettuce just sounds better than a boring rice cracker. Tastier, at least.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on August 14th, 2004 04:37 pm (UTC)
Well, true...but when you are eating a prophet, you don'tr want anything too spicy, it diminishes the taste. I say, Savor The Flavour Of The Saviour!
The Cynic: Drinkersdiscordian on August 14th, 2004 05:31 pm (UTC)
Savor The Flavour Of The Saviour

You've hit a new low. Congratulations.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Rock Zombiearchmage on August 14th, 2004 06:47 pm (UTC)
SCORE! Gotta get THAT made into a shirt, now.
NO, RLY: eternal sunshine by yankee_rosepornrockangel on August 14th, 2004 01:26 pm (UTC)
the low-carb deity slogan?
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on August 14th, 2004 03:59 pm (UTC)
Now, if he'd only stay crispy in milk.
The Cynic: Rocker Geekdiscordian on August 14th, 2004 05:32 pm (UTC)
You never heard of the Jesus Crispies?
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: The Mask (Laughing)archmage on August 14th, 2004 06:47 pm (UTC)
Too many times...but they taste TERRIBLE! ;)
The Cynic: nycdiscordian on August 14th, 2004 08:33 pm (UTC)
Have you tride them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on August 14th, 2004 10:30 pm (UTC)
That's not so bad...but the milk addition just doesn't work.
The Cynic: RIAA Freediscordian on August 14th, 2004 03:26 pm (UTC)
It's a nice homage to the original, but doesn't pack quite as much of a punch. Besides, the former makes me think of ground-up Christ, cooked to perfection, with a CristerBrow to wash it down. The other makes me think of spinach dip - though that last part is odly fitting given the inspiration for this alteration.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on August 14th, 2004 04:01 pm (UTC)
Well, most of these religiosos are pretty much dips, anyway. Besides, I don't want to think of good food and Christ together, so this works.
The Cynic: Stewiediscordian on August 14th, 2004 04:07 pm (UTC)
But you gotta admit. Getting a T-shirt made that reads "I ate your savior" would be too cool - if you could back it up with photograhps or maybe left overs, that is.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on August 14th, 2004 04:35 pm (UTC)
Too true. Would go well with my "WWJD For A Klondike Bar?" shirt.
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God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on August 14th, 2004 10:31 pm (UTC)
Bah, that's so 90's. ;)