A doctor calls John one day and says, "John, listen, I have really, really bad news for you and I have even worse news than that. which one do you want to hear first." John says, "Well, what's the really really bad news?" The doctor says, "You only have 24 hours to live." John says, "Holy shit! What could be worse than that?" The doctor says, "We've been trying to reach you since yesterday."