My Destiny?

Chatting with discordian this morning...

* archmage sighs
discordian: You're doomed by your inherent superiority.
archmage: You know, I really should just take the last couple steps and go full-on evil genius
discordian: I don't know why you don't.
discordian: Well... I do, but I want you to say it first.
archmage: Laziness
discordian: There you go.
archmage: Hell, I have no illusions.
archmage: Besides, once I rule these idiots...then what?
discordian: Yes, but see...
discordian: if you go full on EG, there's a good chance of me fulfilling my dream of being "Number 2".
archmage: LMAO
archmage: well, if I do it, you are in.
discordian: Well.... get hopping.
discordian: sorry... EGs don't hop...
discordian: uhm...
discordian: lurching?
archmage: well, EGs don't take orders from #2's, either.
archmage: so...
archmage: SILENCE!
discordian: I'm not your number 2 yet, buddy-boy.